Joseph FranklinJiu Jitsu as Freud SaidSigmund Freud said of Jiu Jitsu, (per archival documents stolen from the Akron Museum of Psychiatry by a UFC corporation subcontractor)…Aug 17, 2023Aug 17, 2023
Joseph FranklinGown Shopping With A FascistThe red silk spills over his body. He stares deep into the mirror, traces his hands over robust thighs under a form-fitting dress. He…Dec 2, 2022Dec 2, 2022
Joseph FranklinMy Interview With Elon MuskIn one-on-one interview, Elon Musk says he’s “mentally retarded.”Nov 29, 2022Nov 29, 2022
Joseph FranklinElon Saved Me from the LeftI was a communist, that’s what all my online stuff said about me, that’s what all my online groups reinforced. Twitter under Dorsey, used…Nov 22, 2022Nov 22, 2022
Joseph FranklinElonI grew up piss poor, but smart. There was this kid, across town, name of Elon. He had an elaborate tree house, the size of my actual house…Nov 4, 2022Nov 4, 2022
Joseph FranklinMillennialI know nothing of before, I have one memory of toddlerhood, a little yellow plastic chair, a second story window. A field shaped by a tar…Nov 4, 2022Nov 4, 2022
Joseph FranklinA Poem About DyingI hope it is very quiet there/ where at least everything is knowable/ or not at all. Just/ no need for curiosity/ or worry over meaning/ Do…Nov 2, 2022Nov 2, 2022
Joseph FranklinLocal man marks weight loss by now seeing his .5 inch penisBret McGomfry was rounding 49. He’d worked at Standard, in Salem, Ohio, his whole life. The chili cheese dogs had chased him down the path…Nov 1, 2022Nov 1, 2022
Joseph FranklinB-CelebrityMy birthname is Chad Nelson, before I moved to Cali, and legally got it changed. I acquired a nickname from my standup comedy. My fellows…Oct 30, 2022Oct 30, 2022
