Joseph FranklinJiu Jitsu as Freud SaidSigmund Freud said of Jiu Jitsu, (per archival documents stolen from the Akron Museum of Psychiatry by a UFC corporation subcontractor)…·1 min read·Aug 17, 2023----
Joseph FranklinGown Shopping With A FascistThe red silk spills over his body. He stares deep into the mirror, traces his hands over robust thighs under a form-fitting dress. He…·2 min read·Dec 2, 2022----
Joseph FranklinMy Interview With Elon MuskIn one-on-one interview, Elon Musk says he’s “mentally retarded.”·6 min read·Nov 29, 2022----
Joseph FranklinElon Saved Me from the LeftI was a communist, that’s what all my online stuff said about me, that’s what all my online groups reinforced. Twitter under Dorsey, used…·3 min read·Nov 22, 2022----
Joseph FranklinElonI grew up piss poor, but smart. There was this kid, across town, name of Elon. He had an elaborate tree house, the size of my actual house…·2 min read·Nov 4, 2022----
Joseph FranklinMillennialI know nothing of before, I have one memory of toddlerhood, a little yellow plastic chair, a second story window. A field shaped by a tar…·1 min read·Nov 4, 2022----
Joseph FranklinA Poem About DyingI hope it is very quiet there/ where at least everything is knowable/ or not at all. Just/ no need for curiosity/ or worry over meaning/ Do…·1 min read·Nov 2, 2022----
Joseph FranklinLocal man marks weight loss by now seeing his .5 inch penisBret McGomfry was rounding 49. He’d worked at Standard, in Salem, Ohio, his whole life. The chili cheese dogs had chased him down the path…·4 min read·Nov 1, 2022----
Joseph FranklinB-CelebrityMy birthname is Chad Nelson, before I moved to Cali, and legally got it changed. I acquired a nickname from my standup comedy. My fellows…·6 min read·Oct 30, 2022----