Elon Saved Me from the Left

I was a communist, that’s what all my online stuff said about me, that’s what all my online groups reinforced. Twitter under Dorsey, used the algorithm to melt my mind like plastic, making me feel what psychology.com defines as empathy, making me loopy. I really thought at one point every person on earth was deserving of food. Dorsey, with his Californian style, fostered a place safe for performative, mild, radical thinking. I thought. I got to a point of communism where I was thinking the disabled deserved help. All my posts were NPC love for people — all walks of life. Then the liberals quit.

When the Neo-Marxist, Postmodern, liberals all quit, the servers must’ve been unsupervised, because for the first time in my life, I was introduced to this giant Elon Musk.

Dorsey was visibly jealous of the cool Matrix-free-escaped style Musk embodies, down to his robotic nano-penis. Musk’s nano-penis, not Dorsey. And nano because of computer stuff, not length. Twitter was new, like Neo in the Matrix, getting that call in the drab office, Morpheus like, they’re here for you. They meaning the bad matrix robots. The liberals ran, opening the restricted doors of freedom, what the cool guy in The Gladiator called the virtuous. All new minds, unshackled, back on the app.

Andrew Tate introduced me to this concept of alpha. I instantly knew I was an alpha, and bought his course, with my brat nephews paying under me, mid-Top G. Though technically, Tate is Supra-Alpha, a level attainable by only one male on earth, him. But that that doesn’t negate…